I don’t want to cast aspersions on the entire heterosexual male population. When I say I’m a lesbian, most take the news in stride and not as an affront, challenge or invitation. These men are mature, emotionally secure and understand that, like the WWF, porn is fake.
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Tag / Humor
What Kind Of Lesbian Are You?
“So how many guys have you had sex with?”
“Oh hell, I couldn’t even tell you.”
“More than you can count?!”
“I wasn’t aware we were supposed to keep a list.”
“But it was before you came out, right?” Continue reading →
Story Time With The Baroness
Sometimes when I’m sitting under a big, shady tree on my sprawling country estate, reading one of the classics – perhaps Me Talk Pretty One Day by David Sedaris or Mary Roach’s Stiff – and sipping a cool, refreshing beverage, a group of children from the local village will come running across the expansive lawn shouting, “Baroness! Baroness!”
Arriving breathlessly before me they beg, “Baroness, tell us how it was in the olden days, back before you were a lesbian.”
Those Were The Days, My Friend
Like many people, I’ve become annoyed and disillusioned with Facebook of late. While my complaints about the constantly changing layouts and security loopholes I’m forever closing are fairly typical, I’ve also got a sneaking suspicion that although my mother claims to spend her days at home watching Korean dramas (no, we are not Korean; no, my mother Continue reading →
Off To The Pig Races
Earlier this month I went to the Orange County Fair with a friend I’d briefly dated but hadn’t seen in a number of years. As we sat waiting for the All Alaskan Pig Races to begin she filled me in on some of what had transpired in her life since last we’d spoken. It seems that the woman she’d fallen in love with after we’d stopped seeing each other, and with whom she Continue reading →
Coffee, Tea or Vagina?
This past Sunday I was sitting in the garden with friends drinking tea from delicate cups (pinkies properly extended) and enjoying a delightful selection of delicious Petit Fours when between tiny sips and dainty bites, the discussion naturally turned to the variety of ingenious ways by which Continue reading →
Last Things First
Greetings and welcome to my blog! I’m delighted you’re here! I’m also thrilled that you’ve actually read this far rather than immediately clicking away because you were searching for “lesbian sex” and finding no pictures or Continue reading →
Pucker Up Buttercup 